Thursday, June 30, 2011

What's The Rush?

My name is Clare, and I am a Nanna stuck in a 27-year-olds body. I am reminded of this fact on a daily basis, mostly by those that are the same age as me and younger and sometimes by those that are older than me. I've never been a clubber, a dance every now and then is great but I've always preferred a quiet drink and chat at the pub verses a screaming match on a dance floor. (you know when someone yells so loud in your ear that it reverberates and tickles? No thanks) but I'm wondering if I'm the last old soul on the planet with some form of politeness and common decency.

I used to be one of those people who would call a friend whilst food shopping and although I acknowledged and thanked the checkout person I continued to have my conversation while they served me. I didn't think anything of it till I heard some people talk about it one day saying how rude it was and it got me thinking. It was rude of me. I was basically telling the checkout person: your not worth my attention, my conversation is far more important then you. From that day on I stopped. On the flipside, I find it very rude when the checkout people hold a conversation with a work colleague (or annoying friends not working and standing on the side) and not paying attention to what they're doing or me. Perhaps they've had so many people not paying attention to them that they need to speak to someone.

I am, in many ways a Nanna, but in many others a Gen-Yer. I have grown accustomed to fast internet (I'm no longer used to watching a green bar load at the bottom of my page and if it dares to take longer then 3 seconds to load I glare and curse the day it was created) but I still say please and thank you. If I find I have a spare minute while waiting for something I whip out my iphone and check emails, Twitter, or if I have gone over my internet threshold, play PacMan or Angry Birds. But if someone sneezes I say bless you and hold doors open for people. Not because I'm paving a road to Heaven (although that would be nice thank you, much nicer than the alternative) but because it's courteous and how is holding a door open for someone going to hold me up?

I ask you dear readers, when did it become acceptable to answer your mobile while on the phone to somebody else? This has happened to me many times at work when I will be half way through a conversation and their mobile will begin to ring and I get "Oh, I have to get this, you don't mind waiting?" Sometimes I don't even get that. Why is your time less important then mine? Where are your manners? Why would you start another conversation before you have finished the first one?!

I fear that technology is making us lazy and rude. What's the rush? Recently, my partner was in a fast food chain and watched in amazement as people fumed, waiting for their food. It's called fast food for a reason and yet  these people couldn't even wait that long! All three lanes on a freeway are now a Grand Prix racetrack. Road rage is at an all time high. Have you noticed how hardly anyone acknowledges you anymore when you let them into your lane? It's as if it was their right you let them rather then you not being in a rush and being nice and letting them in. Doctors have noticed that we as humans have a severely diminished attention span compared to 20 years ago. Technology is doing all the thinking for us. People joke about cars that will drive for us, but don't joke, they'll probably be released in your life time.

A few months ago I got stared down by a P-platers passenger because the P-plater couldn't merge into my lane when he wanted too. He then proceeded to cut me off and I got the stare down from his passenger. As much as I wanted to give the little so and so the one finger salute, my Nanna gene kicked in and I took the moral high ground and ignored him (have you noticed how road rage incidents have gone up?) We no longer take the time to smell the roses and chill. out.

I like tea, manners, good customer service, 80s pop music and I sometimes cut dates with my partner short because I want to get back to my book, but does that make me a nanna? Or a relic from the dark ages? Or a member of the last generation that remembers what life was like before internet, iphones, GPS, DVDs and when you got slapped for being insolent?

Stepping off soapbox and handing my megaphone to you, what do you all think?

Quote Of The Day

"You've got to jump off cliffs all the time and build your wings on the way down."

-Annie Dillard

Monday, June 13, 2011

Odd Spot - The Age

Three robbers in Cape Cod, Massachusetts, made off with plenty of dough but no cash. The knife and hatchet-wielding trio were nabbed on video holding up a Dunkin Donuts shop. They demanded staff hand over a bag they believed was full of cash. They fled to find it full of doughnuts.

*As published on the front page of The Age newspaper 13/06/11

Quote Of The Day

"Let us never negotiate out of fear. But let us never fear to negotiate."

-JFK

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Odd Spot - The Age

Japanese inventors have created fluffy cat's ears for humans that read their brainwaves. The cute-meets-high-tech headwear detects when the wearer is concentrating and the ears perk up like an alert feline. When they relax the ears lay flat against the head.

*As published on the front page of The Age newspaper 10/06/11

Quote Of The Day

"Friendship isn't about who you have known the longest. It's about those who came and never left your side."

-Anon

Monday, June 6, 2011

Odd Spot - The Age

Kansas City police, responding to a rare alligator sighting, acted quickly and shot it in the head as instructed, while it lurked in weeds near a pond. It wasn't until a second shot bounced off its head that they realised they had mortally wounded a concrete lawn ornament.

*As published on the front page of The Age newspaper 06/06/11

Quote Of The Day

"The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."

-Anon

Saturday, June 4, 2011

Hangover II Boycott

The name Scott McLean may not mean anything to you, what with the names Ed Helms and Bradley Cooper screaming from the poster, but to those in the stunt world Aussie McLean is well known and chances are you have seen him but not realised it. McLean has done stunts in several blockbusters such as The Matrix, Superman and the Star Wars franchise and most of the stunts in the Hangover II.

In the trailer for the much anticipated sequel, a car chase is shown where one of the characters (Ed Helms) has his head out the car window. Helms head wasn't actually out the window but rather McLean, Helms stuntman was. The shot was perfect and used in the film, but what most of the world won't know is what happened next. A split second after that shot, the car McLean was in didn't serve in time and McLean's head slammed into the side of a truck, leaving him with a severe brain injury that is likely to never see him work as a stuntman again.

When I read this in last Sunday's Age, I was sickened at the thought and felt for McLean's family. Imagine having to watch the accident that left your brother, partner, work colleague learning to walk and talk again. McLean did a good job of the stunt (this is obvious as the shot was used in the film) but the inclusion of the footage has left McLean's family justifiably angry. "To have that scene used in the preview is a real kick in the face to all those who know Scott. It is sickening to watch as we all know what happened next, " McLean's sister-in-law Michelle told The Age.

Warner Brother's flew McLean's family to Bangkok after the incident and have paid his medical bills thus far, but the real test will be when McLean leaves the rehabilitation centre he is in and the future. I know serious injury it is a risk that all stuntmen and women take every day they step onto the set and they know what they're getting themselves into. However, it makes me think, how many shots are used in films where people have been seriously hurt that we don't know about? Is this just a normal Hollywood procedure that we've only been made aware of because this time it was an Aussie that got hurt?

I, like many Aussies (opening weekend the film made $513.525) was looking forward to the sequel and my Bradley Cooper fix, but in protest and more that I no longer want to see a film that thinks it's OK to use a scene where a man was seriously injured, will not see The Hangover II. This is very much a soapbox post and I don't expect you all to follow, but I felt that you needed to be made aware that while the Hollywood cast walk and talk on the red carpet, a man lies in Sydney learning how to walk and talk again.

Friday, June 3, 2011

Odd Spot - The Age

Cartoon beauty Jessica Rabbit has been named the top screen siren - ahead of real-life stars such as Audrey Hepburn and Marilyn Monroe. The red-haird vamp topped a poll by website Lovefilm to mark what would have been Marilyn Monroe's 85th birthday.

*As published on the front page of The Age newspaper

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Victorian Potty-Mouths Beware

When you go out tomorrow night, or Saturday night, or any time you step out of your house, watch your Ps and Qs because the Victorian Government has just introduced new laws that will see the police being able to fine you on the spot for swearing.

Swearing has been a punishable offence in Victoria since 1966 but the new laws introduced by the Baillieu government in an initiative to curb violence on Melbourne's streets, could find you $240 out of pocket. Fines will be slapped on if swearing is deemed indecent, disorderly, offensive or threatening and it doesn't even have to have been overheard for a fine to occur. (Not 100% sure how that last one works)

The Baillieu Government and the Victorian Police are hoping that the fines will deter people from swearing which is usually accompanied with aggressive behaviour. Attorney-General Robert Clarke told The Age that the reasoning behind the new incentives was to free up police workloads and keep things out of the courts. He said: "It frees up police time for other law enforcement activities and enables them to more readily issue penalties against those offenders who deserve them."

To me this is a band aid tactic by the Baillieu Government when their time and energy could be better spent. Despite the fact that swearing has been a criminal act since '66, I don't think this is something that people should be fined for. The Victorian Government is going to have a very big swear jar. I agree that aggressive behaviour should be punishable, but who decides when swearing at someone has gone too far? When the f word is followed by a punch? Or when you trip and say oh shit?

Your thoughts?

Quote Of The Day

"If you want your life to be a magnificent story, then begin by realizing that you are the author and everyday you have the opportunity to write a new page."


- Mark Houlahan